Online dating Sucks! With a capital "S"!

Yeah, but where else can you look for someone in your underwear without getting arrested? 🙂
And if you keep meeting and breaking up with people without leaving your house, we need to trade e-mail addresses, because... ...then I can give you some of the best tips that have worked worldwide for stressed-out, self-conscious singles, because... ...trying to find someone who gets you is like a fucking part-time job! I will give you hope, because hope is the one thing that will help you weather out this shit storm of a hurricane called "Online Dating".SUNDAYS WITH PARKER 
A motivational worldwide webletter for socially awkward singles with
low self-esteem and confidence. It’s ballsy, bold, and beyond the bullshit!
SUNDAYS WITH PARKER 
A worldwide webletter for socially awkward singles with low self-esteem and confidence.
It’s ballsy, bold, and beyond the bullshit!
If you’re single with low self-esteem and/or poor looks — or you just don’t know what to say to strangers — then trying to find someone to be friends with or date has become a colossal clusterfuck . . . a comedy of errors.
If it didn’t hurt so much, you’d laugh.
And if you read just one more piece of useless, lame advice on how to feel better in general, you are really gonna start breakin’ things!
*takes a deep breath*
If you’re single with low self-esteem and/or poor looks — or you just don’t know what to say to strangers — then trying to find someone to be friends with or date has become a colossal clusterfuck . . . a comedy of errors.
If it didn’t hurt so much, you’d laugh.

And if you read just one more piece of useless, lame advice on how to feel better in general, you are really gonna start breakin’ things!!
*takes a deep breath*
SHAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!
Sample bites of Sundays with Parker, a worldwide webletter for living a better life

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.

The awkward, self-doubt feelings
you have when approaching people to
find a date or a friend is the same
with many of them when they want
to approach you. Think about it.


Whenever you feel down, make sure
that it’s only because you are around dumbasses, especially online, and you
just need to get away from ’em.

The next morning is always a fresh
start from a really fucked up day.
Write this down, and repeat it to yourself now and then:
All of us reject some people and some things at some point in our lives
“…not right for me.” So when someone rejects you, it’s just that you two
are not right for one another. And that’s all there is to it.
Besides, why in the hell would you want someone who doesn’t want you?
SHAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!
Small sample bites of Sundays with Parker, a
worldwide webletter for living a better life


Write this down, and repeat
it to yourself now and then:
All of us reject some people and some things in our
lives. So, when someone turns you down, it’s just that
you two are not right for one another. That’s all.


The awkward, self-doubt feelings
you have when approaching people to
find a date or a friend is the same
with many of them when they want
to approach you. Think about it.

that it’s only because you are around
dumbasses, especially online, and you
just need to get away from ’em.

The next morning is always a fresh
start from a really fucked up day.

Ahoy, I’m Parker, the mover and shaker of Sundays with Parker.

USA, France, Spain, Germany, England, Australia . . . stressed out singles from 20+ countries — who are just like you — are joining this weekly webletter to help them feel better, and do better in life.
I’ll be your motivational alter ego, your confidant, your ally for feeling better, and for getting better friends and dates…
…while at the same time keeping the time wasters and shitweasels out of your life!
Because it’s not about being in the right place at the right time when finding them, it’s about being (mentally) prepared when you are in the right place, at the right time.
Motivated. Met. Married.



“I’m tired, boss.“
So many of you are mentally exhausted from trying to meet someone — and emotionally exhausted from life in general — that it reminds me of a quote from the movie, The Green Mile:
“I’m tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I’m tired of never having me a buddy to be with to tell me where we’re going to, coming from, or why.“
This is one of the reasons why singles from around the world are joining this quirky, offbeat webletter for $12 a month.
But here are some tiny things
to get you started — that will hit you right in the feels…
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Ten Tiny Things to Improve Your Social
and Your Overall Life in General…
ONE:
If you are nervous when asking them out after talking face to face — think of it as simply continuing the conversation to another place and time.
TWO:
If you can’t get yourself to ask if they are single, ask them:
“Would anyone get pissed off if I asked you out?“
Give a devilish smile. <:-)
THREE:
Stop watering dead plants!
You will no longer try to converse with those who don’t meet you halfway, and show an interest back. You are not there to entertain anyone or to fill their time when they have nothing better to do.
FOUR:
SEX JUST FOR MEN — one of the better ways to being a good lover for your date is to give her an orgasm before yours. She comes first!
Ask her what she does to come when she is alone . . . then do it for her!
When she says — “just like that” — then THAT is what she means. Don’t switch to different shit, especially when she is breathing harder and ready to let lose.
AND — CUT AND FILE YOUR NAILS!
FIVE:
SEX JUST FOR WOMEN — us guys are pretty simple creatures when it comes to coming. Hell, we get a hard on when the wind blows…
…but one of the best ways to really make him feel good is to simply wrap your arms and legs around his body when in the missionary position, rubbing your legs up and down him (more warm skin contact), and whispering your warm breath in his ear.
If a social life is like soup, and you’re a fork…
…and if you need just a little bit of help to find the one who gets you,
then let’s trade addresses. Your future self will thank you.
Or, if you want the whole shebang shaboom, scroll down to the bottom to join up for just $12 a month for ongoing support, tips, motivation, and everything in between.
Parker@SundaysWithParker.com
SIX:
With life in general, keep your “oops“ to a minimum: don’t make promises when you are happy, don’t make decisions when you are pissed, and don’t do either one when you are horny.
SEVEN:
Do not ever, ever judge your self-worth by your net worth — or you will never get to that worthy net.
EIGHT:
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.“
~ George Santayana, Spanish-American philosopher and novelist.
Write down your past mistakes and / or the subtle signs you missed while dating shit weasels and Time Wasters to help double down your dating fatigue in the future.
Your future self will thank you!
NINE:
“The next time I’m opening up to someone will be my autopsy.“
Do not, not, NOT open yourself to anyone, or fantasize about them, until they show you they are worth it; until they want to share their quality time with you.
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I’ll give you more on all these. Shout to me at Parker@SundaysWithParker.com
Or scroll down to hop on board for 12 bucks a month.
Because continued help is the best kind of help.
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TEN:
Don’t be afraid to half-ass things. Because if the choice is between half-assing it or not doing it at all, then half-ass it all the way.
As an example — if you don’t want to clean the house, then think of doing just one room. Then do it for just 5 minutes. Then you will probably keep going.
Half-assing is damage control until you get a bit better. Once you realize you can manage the half-ass, you can slowly go full-ass!
ELEVEN:
If you feel weird and awkward dating out in the wild (IRL), just know that the same things that you think are holding you back from approaching cute strangers are probably the same things they are thinking about themselves.
So — very few people are making contact.
Let me help you make contact, while helping you feel better and more motivated in life in general.
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1. Be with someone who puts forth an effort.
3. They come up behind you and wrap their arms around you, and hug you close.
4. They encourage you, and they have your back.
5. They genuinely WANT to know how you feel, and they listen . . .
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