When Your Dating Life
Is a Bit of a Tangled Mess . . .
** Penned and published by P. Parker Rose -- personal advice messages are sent to singles in 20+ countries...
...soon to be translated into 17 languages.
** Parker has been helping singles find their person to share and support, to talk with after work, laugh, great hugs... -- like these couples...
“. . . dickxhibitionists and commitment phobes were coming at me from all directions. Parker’s messages helped me talk to this stranger while on the bus to work!”
~Adele (28) Bamberg, Germany
“. . . I’m a heavyweight, but a lightweight when it comes to approaching and dating women. Parker gave me confidence and tips to talk to Mia at the store. . . .”
~Luca (30) Chas. South Carolina
“I like being alone. I just wish I was better at it when there’s a cute gal around. ha
I started talking with Luna while doing a quick errand in town. . . .”
~James (56) Duluth, Minnesota
“Getting advice and a sense of hope from reading Sundays with Parker every Sunday is like music to my ears eyes. . . .”
~Sofia (30), Aarhus, Denmark
…and then BOOM! Just like that, your life is filled with intimate talks, laughter, love, support . . .
Ahoy, I’m Parker.
Is this your relationship status???:
Table for one, drinks for three.
Have you changed your dating status from “single” to “still fucking single”?
Before online dating was even a thing — I have been an ally, accomplice, and confidant for singles to sort shit out.
These were their comments to me:
- “I care too much what others think; I’m concerned on being rejected…
- “My looks could be better…
- “I don’t know what to say to cute strangers, and not look strange…
- “My Picker is fucking broke.
I can’t find someone who is honest, fun, puts in total effort… - “…NOT getting repeat dates…
Called Sundays with Parker, these advice messages of pure inspiration and hope are sent every Sunday in the U.S.A., Netherlands, England, Germany, Canada, Denmark . . .
Now it is your turn to find someone worth luvin’, and they hella love you back with heart and soul!
The best kind of love is when they pay attention to what is bothering you, and they do their best to help make you feel better!
Give me 90 days (sometime within that 90-day window), and I’ll also help you master your mind and defy the odds to help you find your person…
…or I will double your money back.
Scroll halfway down to see where to join for less than $1 a day.
P. Parker Rose
Parker@SundaysWithParker.com
May I first start you off with a list of tiny things that will hugely inspire you?
And here are the personal messages of hope you will get every Sunday to help guide you to the one who is good for you.
Then join up for less than $1 a day.
Casually talk to almost any cute stranger, almost anywhere — without feeling weird or looking desperately lonely.
One of the many ways to do this:
If you two are doing something in common — comment on it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ׂ
If they are single and looking, and if the time and place are comfortable, they want someone to talk to them. Even if it is for just a bit.
Just like YOU would, because you are single and looking.
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You will discover many ways to subtly suggest a date without feeling awkward as fuck…
…while getting far fewer rejections. Because, again, they are single and looking.
You both want the same thing. That’s the key, baby! (ʘ‿ʘ)
~~~
Know if they are a timewaster or a shitweasel in disguise before you go out with them.
Because you are tired of the same shit, different day person!
A lot of people wear a mask, have hidden red flags, so you need to know more of who they are before you go out with them.
I will also help you tear off their mask, to improve your odds in knowing if they are a timewaster or shitweasel.
~~~
Online dating helps you…
…meet and break up with someone without leaving your peaceful domain. :-}
But, at least 25% of you who are here right now still want to keep trying.
Let’s try together. Let’s do a fascinating story-telling profile, and then a series of curiously interesting messages — that will make you different!
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“Parker’s quirky advice is giving singles more hope.”
~~Thomas Hawthorne, editor, AP News (Associated Press) — Be Well
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Why not join right now?
You have to be curious.
Because you need this for 2025!
“…if a social life is soup, I must be a fucking fork. . . .”
What Singles from Around the World Think About Sundays with Parker
“…so then Parker gave me great ideas to calm my worries of rejection and being judged. I said hello to Emma (pictured) when I saw her in aisle 4 at the Hy-Vee store. . . .”
~ Zachary (24), Minnesota
“…I also used a couple of your tips to try to find a woman who genuinely wanted to know me.
Not just put up an act. I hate that!
This is Chloe. She gets me. We started talking on the train. . . .”
Javier (33), Yishun, Singapore
“I need your help, Parker to help me find a good guy . . . one with patience, the one who is calm and reassuring . . .”
~Simone (40), Leeds, England
“…meeting – the right – people and dating is fuckity fucked, but reading Sundays with Parker motivated me to slowly but surely unfuck that part of my life.
I was able to meet my better half at Lowe’s Home Improvement!”
~Caroline (35), Ohio
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Sundays with Parker for $25 a Month
To Help Get Your Person — Who Gets You!
Sundays with Parker
$25 a Month to Get Your
Person — Who Gets You!
- Every Sunday, get fresh, unusual advice, and support to guide you to the one you can intimately talk with after work, have the best hugs, to relax with. . . .
- Imagine that person next to you now. Breath them in, feel the warmth of their body . . .
- And — they will actually put the effort in everything they do!
2025 is your year! Give 2024 the finger!
My e-mail address is
Parker@SundaysWithParker.com
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10 Samples from Sundays with Parker
(#10 may grab ya)
1. If you don’t like how you look, join the club. But the thing is — there are people out there just like you, and they are in a happy relationship.
That’s because what is unattractive to one person is not necessarily to another. Read that again!
2. “The next time I’m opening myself up to someone will be my autopsy.”
Do not, NOT open yourself up or fantasize about them until they show you they are worth it; they continue to share their quality time with you.
3. What does love look like? What does a healthy relationship look like?
When they see that you are hurting, and they do their utmost damnedest to help you feel better.
4. If they want to know more about you, if they want to be with you, they will show it. Don’t make excuses for them, or try to get them interested, because it will lead to a mental fatigue from the depths of hell.
5. Love is not supposed to fucking hurt.
6. Don’t give a flying fuck what people think if you do or say something wrong.
Because only assholes judge.
You wouldn’t even want them as a friend.
You already have one asshole, you don’t need two in your life.
7. If you are nervous when asking them out face to face, think of it as just — continuing the conversation to another time and place.
8. Write down the mistakes you made in the past in your life in general. Then learn from them. Your future self will thank you.
9. The same feelings you have about yourself (life issues, insecurities…) that are holding you back from getting to know someone or asking them out — are the same things they have about themselves.
THAT is the main reason why so many are not making that first move.
I will help you make that first move.
10. Many relationships last less than five years because the signs that are ignored during dating are usually the reasons couples break up.
Contact me if you would like to know more in detail on these, or questions in general. Even if it is online dating.
Parker@SundaysWithParker.com
I will help you find someone to grow old
and senile with. 
You will not take one another for granted. You will show appreciation, and prioritize trust and effort, and then build a foundation of it — that will hold you together longer.
“Parker puts in an effort to help singles find the one who puts in an effort…
—Starred Review
“Sundays with Parker manages to juggle humor, empathy and wisdom in a refreshing read…
–Vulture
“When nobody gives you butterflies anymore, just headaches . . . this gives hope to those who have lost it…
—The Scotsman (Lifestyle)
“What a cool concept to help singles around the world for meeting and dating out in the jungle…
–Trend This!
Get
Sundays with Parker for $25 a Month
To Help Get Your Jam Within 90 Days!
Sundays with Parker
$25 a Month to Help Get
Your Jam Within 90 Days
FACT: I have been showing singles on how to sort shit out, and find their person to hold hands with so — “they don’t drift apart.”
Today is February 3.
The 90 days starts now!
Let's see how fast we can find your lover, your co-pilot, your "emergency number" within that 90-day window!
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